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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  happy early fathers day!!!

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  im not a father

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  about that...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.

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  i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with

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  Isn't life beautiful?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

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• (516): View more from New York

  I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?

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