dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?