Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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