Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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