Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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