real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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