The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you didnt know i had herpes?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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