Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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