So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.