God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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