I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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