remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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