Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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