sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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