Pappa wants mamma naked
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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