Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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