Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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