You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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