you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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