i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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