I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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