Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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