youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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