You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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