playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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