yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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