i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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