god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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