i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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