I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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