how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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