FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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