i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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