I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it glows. i had to have it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that