your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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