Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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