I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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