I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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