Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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