Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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