Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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