Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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