Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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