Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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