I hate all girls vehemently.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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