your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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