i don't like sucking hair
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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