Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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