It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Rumble strips road head = magical
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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