dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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