she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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