I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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