my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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