One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
what the fuck happened to the tacos
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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