Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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