check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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